tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6499498757122540754.post5466703296259933841..comments2024-03-11T03:00:15.215-07:00Comments on Fanny Love: Transvestite, Super-Model, Poet: Terrifying nightmareAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12985003129636389121noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6499498757122540754.post-59110743179847980982014-03-21T06:13:46.954-07:002014-03-21T06:13:46.954-07:00You should put an ad on Craigslist, as there's...You should put an ad on Craigslist, as there's plenty of elderly Americans looking for live-in slut maids, especially of the larger variety. I'm sure she'd be popular. Once you got rid of her, you could hire yourself a nice sexy Argentinian or Brazilian butler? They really are the best lovers, those Latin Americans! Pussy xAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06381314400031333509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6499498757122540754.post-67009241802705798852014-03-20T16:58:20.191-07:002014-03-20T16:58:20.191-07:00That's some scary shit. I like it. You reckon ...<b>That's some scary shit.</b> I like it. You reckon she'd fit inside a flatscreen too?Blue Grumpsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03106493133778319165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6499498757122540754.post-64493775871868238662014-03-18T05:58:22.713-07:002014-03-18T05:58:22.713-07:00Put your troublesome maid, Belladonna, on a Malays...Put your troublesome maid, Belladonna, on a Malaysia Airlines flight. She'll never be seen again....Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01638968312220026330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6499498757122540754.post-56720872996668364722014-03-13T03:26:44.316-07:002014-03-13T03:26:44.316-07:00That's a deal! What is it? It looks like a w...That's a deal! What is it? It looks like a walking stick with a giraffe on the end? Or is it some fancy Zulu/Safari-inspired vibrator for ladies of a certain age?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12985003129636389121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6499498757122540754.post-31248413713473471272014-03-10T05:49:33.788-07:002014-03-10T05:49:33.788-07:00I'm willing to swap her for one of theseI'm willing to swap her for one of <a href="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/412TK9VM38L._SY300_.jpg" rel="nofollow">these</a>Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6499498757122540754.post-15396898670286452172014-03-09T03:22:02.278-07:002014-03-09T03:22:02.278-07:0063mago darling, thanks for visiting. MGM sent ou...63mago darling, thanks for visiting. MGM sent out a talent scout the other day and offered Belladonna the star role in a 2014 remake of Nosferatu, clearly based on her good looks. But yes, she is very obese and had to be carried in a reinforced wheelbarrow after pigging out all day on cakes, scones, Tunnock's tea cakes, Terry's Chocolate Oranges, Fray Bentos pies, Mars Bars, and other snacks. She is now the size of a house. You are so right that we must maintain a certain standard and England's green and pleasant lands are at risk from the unsightly spectre of Belladonna and her nomadic lifestyle.<br /><br />I have been trying to get Mitzi to swap her Maid-of-no-work, Carmen, with Belladonna, but she remains obstinate that she loves her maid with all her heart... <br /><br />Off to the doctors for my shots, then. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12985003129636389121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6499498757122540754.post-47122680980597960262014-03-09T03:16:59.143-07:002014-03-09T03:16:59.143-07:00Oh my word, Mitzi, the Norbreck Castle in Blackpoo...Oh my word, Mitzi, the Norbreck Castle in Blackpool, it sounds horrideous, or in Belladonna's eyes an absolute mecca. I clicked the link to Tripadvisor and loved the first review as follows:<br /><br />“Never again”<br />2 of 5 stars Reviewed 2 days ago <br /><br />Room very out dated, dark and pokey, bed linen was inside out, heating pipes made a terrible noise in the early hours, thick layer of dust on top of the wardrobe, sink kept blocking up and the hot water took ages to come even Luke warm. Towels were hard. "<br /><br />What style, what glamour there is in Blackpool! I would love to stay in a 'bug hutch' as you put it, it sounds a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. And Blackpool, what a beautiful destination. Do they really sell Kiss Me Quick Fuck Me Slow hats on the seaside?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12985003129636389121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6499498757122540754.post-58643766164189737572014-03-09T03:14:06.664-07:002014-03-09T03:14:06.664-07:00Hello Tiffany,
thanks for visiting the blog, you...Hello Tiffany, <br /><br />thanks for visiting the blog, you're welcome here anytime. I always seek expert advice from Jane and Lance, as they're experts on many subjects associated with style... etiquette, dining, men, shopping, etc.<br /><br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12985003129636389121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6499498757122540754.post-77302287029251393532014-03-09T03:12:39.307-07:002014-03-09T03:12:39.307-07:00My dearest Jane and Lance,
I have taken your advi...My dearest Jane and Lance,<br /><br />I have taken your advice to the fullest and telephoned the Stray Dogs section of the council and re-cited a byelaw to them that all dogs appearing to be stray should be rounded up and taken to Battersea Dogs' Home. However, Belladonna is so gargantuan she wouldn't fit in the back of the van and is still 'at large' (quite literally) on the Green. What am I to do? Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12985003129636389121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6499498757122540754.post-44334198546129590712014-03-08T16:45:52.182-08:002014-03-08T16:45:52.182-08:00Good GOd Fanny !
It's like a still from a Tar...Good GOd Fanny ! <br />It's like a still from a Tarkovsky picture (Stalker or such) ! <br />Are you alive & not bitten - still ?<br />Get yer shots, darling. <br /><br />I can relate to this "living rough" part, but there is always the matter of Style, isn't it ! ? So tell Belladonna to get their act together, she really needs to shed some pounds, I mean even at the commons greens we want to make an impression, don't we ?<br />TA, basics ....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6499498757122540754.post-60619805902255194542014-03-07T15:24:33.160-08:002014-03-07T15:24:33.160-08:00It's not something I like to talk about, I sup...It's not something I like to talk about, I suppose it's because of the stigma attached to it, but for a short time in 2002 I found myself sleeping rough and surrounded by other people who were also sleeping rough, the memory of it still haunts me to this day. Dear Fanny, I once spent a weekend staying at the <a href="http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g186332-d192734-Reviews-Norbreck_Castle_Hotel-Blackpool_Lancashire_England.html" rel="nofollow">Norbreck Castle</a> in Blackpool, what I learnt from it all is that it can happen to anyone, who books a mystery weekend break away with National Holidays! Sleeping rough on the village green inside a skip is five star luxury compared with that bug hutch in Blackpool.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6499498757122540754.post-17180458318802929822014-03-06T02:39:34.088-08:002014-03-06T02:39:34.088-08:00Oh dear, I hope I don't get the same nightmare...Oh dear, I hope I don't get the same nightmare now ...<br /><br />Thanks for being the connection to Jane and Lance. You should heed their advice, they are very wise. tiffany rosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16105832290440620053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6499498757122540754.post-1852687984176661992014-03-05T22:22:51.154-08:002014-03-05T22:22:51.154-08:00Darling Fanny:
Clearly, judging from the appearan...Darling Fanny:<br /><br />Clearly, judging from the appearance of your television, you embrace the very latest in technology.<br /><br />But, to the point. What an absolutely terrifying experience for you. In order to avoid a recurrence of this nightmare we suggest that you telephone the local council and have Belladonna moved on. If that is not possible, then send her here where the government has passed legislation making it against the law to live rough and/or sleep on the street. The prisons are filling up so get her here soon!! Jane and Lance Hattatthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16831890261259302647noreply@blogger.com