One of my New Years Resolutions was to try a different sex position every day with my Brazilian dream-boat, Juan. So, being the debauched Latin lothario that he is, Juan stripped me naked and hung me from the chandelier by my pearl necklace. After that, we tried the Madame Butterfly position, followed by The Brazilian Bedlock, The Bicycle Pump and last, but by no means least, the Moon over Miami position. You could say I'm a bit of a sexual gymnast!
