Friday, 7 September 2012

Billboard - Hampstead Heath Chainsaw Massacre

Driving in Scotland, I was over the moon to see this billboard poster for my new film. Isn't it divine?



10 comments:

  1. I've been banned from squirt. I know if was you that reported me to the mods.

    I'll be back wench.

    Cant wait to see this film flop.

    Lady V

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  2. it's funny how all the nice transvestites get banned from Squirt.org but the real ugly old trolls - like Terri_bttm - are always on there posting their rubbish. I guess they're paid members though and you're only a free user of that great site.

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  3. Aunt Fanny,

    Why aren't you on Squirt.org any more? It is the BEST and HOTTEST website on the internet for men. All the men use fake photographs of porn stars, have 50 inch wastes and smell of fart, pie and ale, including Squirt Editor. It really is the best, i've had so many great fucks from Squirt.org

    So if you're feeling randy and want to go cruising in your home town, check out Squirt.org, a great resource for fatties.

    Love
    Dick

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  4. My dearest and sweetest sister Fanny,

    I have been suspended by the mods of that vile sight squirt once more for simply speaking my mind. It is clear to me that they value the paying trash members rather than class and substance from members like yourself and I.

    I have decided to take a sabitical. I am off to Japan for work and I will be living in Tokyo for a while. Yes, I do blame squirt for forcing me to flee the country. I will NEVER forgive them for this.

    I believe the likes of Ambrosia Strangelove and Lady Vagina have been working in coherts with the mods to get us banned; and guess what? It has worked.

    I'm sorry it has had to end like this; I will miss you so much while I am away.

    But this is not the end. I will be back. Back like herpes....

    Lots of love.

    Your dearest sister and biggest fan, True x o x o

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  5. HI CAN U WRITE AN ARTICALE ON THE HAMPSTEASD HEATH ZOMBIE - MASCLAD84.

    I LOVE U FANNY LOVE.

    WHY HAS TRUE LOVE GONE? I AM WEARING KNICKERS SHE DESIGNED FOR HER FASHION LABEL. I AM CRYING THAT SHE HAS GONE.

    LOVE YOU FANNY LOVE PLEASE DONT LEAVE.

    WALTER XXXXX

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  6. My dearest Truelove,

    I am sorry to hear what has befallen you. I understand that you are not the only one. I do not believe that Ambrosia Strangelove or Lady Vagina were behind it. (Notably, I understand that Ambrosia Strangelove is subject to a Housing Benefit Fraud investigation, relating to a flat in Merton, from which Ambrosia ran a brothel business raking in over £30,000 per week, whilst she claimed benefits).

    Whilst I think they remain uncouth transvestites or "bitches of the night", I would have hoped that Lady Vagina and Ambrosia Strangelove would have joined with us in arms against the assault which we must bear. Sadly, I think the site you refer to is staunch and extremely anti-transvestite in a left-wing way and smacks of lesbianism. We shall take our own action against these transphobic cowards in a cyber-terrorist way.

    Incidentally, you made me chuckle there - 'Back like herpes' - that is a truly wonderful expression and it exemplifies your fighting spirit!

    I hope you have a wonderful trip to Japan and that you will stay in touch with me. My email address is fannylove@usa.com and you can always leave a cheeky comment on this blog (which I shall be seriously updating in a day or so, to tell everyone about my wild adventures in Glasgow and all that has happened to me since).

    Unlike Squirt.org, I believe in 100% freedom of speech without censorious dictatorship; I have 100% control of this site and will allow you to post whatever you wish. There are no Nazi mods in the wings waiting to pounce on your every word.

    You will always be very special to me and I'm thinking about you right now. We'll have some more girly fun when you come back from your Sabbatical, that is for sure!

    lots of love
    Fanny xxx

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