My morning coffee was going down a treat until my newly- appointed scullery-maid, Basil, accidentally on purpose left the packet of coffee on the table.
The coffee cup was thrown against the wall and shattered into a thousand pieces. A coffee called Minges? "Since when have we been buying a coffee called Minges?" I bawled, "It's not right! I'm not lesbian".
If you want some Minge in your cup, you can order it here. Disgusting! Be informed that the highly-authoritative Oxford English Dictionary defines Minge as a slang term for female genitalia, commonly used in the UK and Ireland. It also states, a minge is:
1. "A particularly vulgar term for the haven that is sometimes shaven."; and
2."All men come out of a minge on the first day of their Life and then they (nearly all) spend the rest of their lives trying to get back into one."
The coffee cup was thrown against the wall and shattered into a thousand pieces. A coffee called Minges? "Since when have we been buying a coffee called Minges?" I bawled, "It's not right! I'm not lesbian".
If you want some Minge in your cup, you can order it here. Disgusting! Be informed that the highly-authoritative Oxford English Dictionary defines Minge as a slang term for female genitalia, commonly used in the UK and Ireland. It also states, a minge is:
1. "A particularly vulgar term for the haven that is sometimes shaven."; and
2."All men come out of a minge on the first day of their Life and then they (nearly all) spend the rest of their lives trying to get back into one."
This is why I only drink tea.
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You're quite right, Ms Scarlet! Teetotal it is! x
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ReplyDeleteYuk.... they're from Iceland as well (the store, not the country). I shudder whenever I think of Peter Andre
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