Saturday, 31 October 2015

Back from her girls' holiday in Benidorm

My current maid, Basil, went on a little 5-day break with some of her Essex girlfriends on Monday.  They went to Benidorm on a 'cultural' tour.

The following video footage shows Basil visiting Aqualandia, a water park. 



Below left is a pic of Basil before she went on holiday, taken on Monday.  And the pic on the right is her, this morning, as her Sleazyjet flight touched down at Luton airport.  Seems like Basil forgot to pack her depilatory creams.    



 
Most alarmingly of all, she is wearing a Wonder Woman outfit, much beloved of my ex-maid, Belladonna Bitchhole, who is currently incarcerated in a Perspex tube in the alligator pit at Sydney zoo.  Not sure if that's a Halloween joke on Basil's part to wear such an outfit, but it is in very poor taste.

6 comments:

  1. Very poor taste indeed! I can't help but wonder...when that big red pendulum thing hit Basil, did she get two shiners from being hit with what look like two giant melons? Well all cattiness aside, at least she has fresh hay to come home too. I hope you have a wonderful Samhain ball to attend tonight. Happy Hollowes!

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  2. Did you know Luton Airport has it's very own theme tune?

    Basil is certainly deft with the needle and thread to make alterations to Belladonna's old Blunder Woman costume to fit so nicely. I highly suspect she has made another costume from the leftover material in a size zero for her mistress Fanny.

    Just like that other belle believe, Blackpool, Benidorm does have a reputation as a high-end destination for cultural adventurers, I'm still toying with the idea of buy a holiday home there to escape the misery of yet another English winter and of course for the cock.

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  3. Does Basil morph into Belladonna ?

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  4. The oldest term in the world:
    five-finger-handjob.
    Very few git over it...
    those which art deceased
    to name a few.
    I feeel your pain, earthling.
    God bless you.

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  5. The oldest term in the world:
    five-finger-handjob.
    Very few git over it...
    those which art deceased
    to name a few.
    I feeel your pain, earthling.
    God bless you.

    ReplyDelete