This photo is pinned to my dressing-room wall. I regularly measure the length of my skirt, just to see which category I fall into. I love going out dressed as a slut, in a bright, pink mini-skirt that is actually more of a belt, fluffy cow-girl boots and plenty of bling.
Let's just say I'm OCD about skirt length... but how little is too little? What's the difference between 'cheeky' and an 'all-out slut'?
The answer, my dears, is about three-and-a-half inches of fabric.
On a recent visit to London, here is a photograph of moi wearing a more conservative outfit, at the top of an escalator.