Friday 9 May 2014

Filthy wig found in a bin

In the lovely Spring weather today, I went out onto the village green to play hopskotch and it was there that I saw the monstrous apparition of Belladonna, surrounded by a hundred empty vodka bottles and a filthy old mattress.  She's been living out rough on the village green, behind the bins and I saw her traipsing down the high street today wearing this wig.

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  1. Darling Fanny,

    Thank you so much for this Belladonna update.

    Quite frankly, B looks as good as we have ever seen here. The Gaultieresque top and American Cool shorts is a decidedly fetching combination. And, is that a red star we spy on B's cuff......Mr Putin would be proud.

    Love the wig, by the way. Could come in for a summer door curtain to keep the flies out later in the season!

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    1. My darling Jane and Lance,

      thank you for your wonderful comments. Sadly, you might see more of Belladonna. She's apparently gate-crashing the Eurovision Song Contest tomorrow night. Hell knows how she got to Copenhagen, but listen out for the sound of a cat on a hot tin roof slowly being strangled, her contribution to the show. Fanny xxx

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    2. Well, she should only expect 'nil point' from Norway!!

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  2. I'm tempted to say it's an improvement.... But tempted doesn't mean I'm actually saying it. Only virtually.

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    1. Just stopping by to say MEOW!

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    2. Hi Blue, how are you, darling? Belladonna hasn't been well, as you can guess.... x

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    3. A darker shade of blue. Other than that, it's all good. My car broke down... set me back $1,000... Not feeling well... The usual. But I still look great, so....

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