Sunday, 11 January 2015

One of my favourite reads

This is a great read; my copy of this book is very well-thumbed, with some pages stuck together: in the comfort of your own home, you too can make a dildo from an empty packet of Smarties, a can of baked beans, or an old washing-up liquid bottle, using only sticky-back plastic. 

The ladies at the Womens' Institute in Brill will enjoy this book, too.  I donated twenty copies from my library.

Meanwhile, here's a picture of a DIY dildo I just made with sticky-back plastic.  Isn't it wonderful?  No more Ann Summers!

My DIY dildo.  Isn't it magnificent?


  1. This is like the adult version of Blue Peter, isn't it?

    1. Yes darling. It brings back so much nostalgia to hear "Sticky Back Plastic" uttered. I can almost hear the BP theme tune and think of Richard Bacon and his little indiscretion with someone called Charlie. And Biddy Baxter, of course xx

  2. I was never allowed to watch Blue Peter as a child because of the water sports scandal with an elephant and I can understand why, Hilary can't wait for the programme to end so she can roll about naked in it lapping up Lulu's juices the filthy bitch.

  3. That Muslim whore is still showing on my blog roll 3 days after you've made a new post. It's causing me great distress, it's like having a fatima hanging over my head.