This is a great read; my copy of this book is very well-thumbed, with some pages stuck together: in the comfort of your own home, you too can make a dildo from an empty packet of Smarties, a can of baked beans, or an old washing-up liquid bottle, using only sticky-back plastic.
The ladies at the Womens' Institute in Brill will enjoy this book, too. I donated twenty copies from my library.
Meanwhile, here's a picture of a DIY dildo I just made with sticky-back plastic. Isn't it wonderful? No more Ann Summers!
My DIY dildo. Isn't it magnificent?