Tuesday, 25 December 2012

Kinky wrapping paper


Imagine my delight on Christmas morning when I sprang out of bed at 3am, rushed downstairs like a little girl and found that Father Christmas had come down the chimney and left a plethora of presents under the tree.  I was so mesmerised by this extraordinarily-good gift wrapping paper - showing scenes of debauched, sadomasochistic revelry - for a moment I was reluctant to open the gifts.

Happy Christmas!

Fanny xxx

3 comments:

  1. I remember reading in one of your posts that you use expensive straw for bedding material for your staff. May I suggest newspapers dear Fanny? they're cheap, (some are even free) and absorbant and it makes perfect wrapping paper for the staff's festive orange and nuts at Christmas time.

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    1. I usually just open the trapdoor and throw down a few scraps for them to eat - potato peelings and a rotten cabbage, sometimes a bit of green cheese, too. I do like the sound of free newspapers used for bedding though; thanks for the suggestion. I wonder whether you would be interested in doing an exchange.. we could have Carmen down here for a few days to see if she is any good.. you could have.. Gretel.. one of most insubordinate members of staff. I am sure you would be able to whip her into shape. x

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