Wednesday, 7 March 2012

A new hat

My designer has created a new look for me: an experimental hat, consisting of a large, shiney globe of bubble-gum pink plastic, with the front cut away. 

I've decided to release this photograph of me wearing it.  I visited Bristol today to see my lawyer and had a walk around the city centre, whilst wearing the hat.  It attracted much attention, but due to a tight schedule, my bodyguard would not allow me to meet the public.  I imagine these wonderful pink globes will be all the fashion this coming Summer now that I have been seen wearing one.  They are comfortable, unique, sexy, uber-chic, and only cost a couple of thousand pounds.

1 comment:

  1. She looks like an advert for Smash *metallic laughter*