My designer has created a new look for me: an experimental hat, consisting of a large, shiney globe of bubble-gum pink plastic, with the front cut away.
I've decided to release this photograph of me wearing it. I visited Bristol today to see my lawyer and had a walk around the city centre, whilst wearing the hat. It attracted much attention, but due to a tight schedule, my bodyguard would not allow me to meet the public. I imagine these wonderful pink globes will be all the fashion this coming Summer now that I have been seen wearing one. They are comfortable, unique, sexy, uber-chic, and only cost a couple of thousand pounds.