My current maid, Basil, went on a little 5-day break with some of her Essex girlfriends on Monday. They went to Benidorm on a 'cultural' tour.
The following video footage shows Basil visiting Aqualandia, a water park.
Below left is a pic of Basil before she went on holiday, taken on Monday. And the pic on the right is her, this morning, as her Sleazyjet flight touched down at Luton airport. Seems like Basil forgot to pack her depilatory creams.
Most alarmingly of all, she is wearing a Wonder Woman outfit, much beloved of my ex-maid, Belladonna Bitchhole, who is currently incarcerated in a Perspex tube in the alligator pit at Sydney zoo. Not sure if that's a Halloween joke on Basil's part to wear such an outfit, but it is in very poor taste.
The following video footage shows Basil visiting Aqualandia, a water park.
Below left is a pic of Basil before she went on holiday, taken on Monday. And the pic on the right is her, this morning, as her Sleazyjet flight touched down at Luton airport. Seems like Basil forgot to pack her depilatory creams.
Most alarmingly of all, she is wearing a Wonder Woman outfit, much beloved of my ex-maid, Belladonna Bitchhole, who is currently incarcerated in a Perspex tube in the alligator pit at Sydney zoo. Not sure if that's a Halloween joke on Basil's part to wear such an outfit, but it is in very poor taste.
