Revenge is a dish best served cold, some say. In this little vignette of villainy, I prefer to serve it hot, which explains precisely why I purchased a first class Banana Airlines flight for Belladonna to travel from London to sunny Sydney, Australia.
No, she's not joined the Australian Mile High Club, nor has Belladonna asked that her brain be donated to medical science to further research into the causes of hypo-manic schizophrenia, no. She has instead been lured into thinking she's going on a well-deserved luxury 28-day holiday, staying in a room with an ocean view, with all the creature comforts. Before she left, she packed a bikini the same size as the fabric of a hot air balloon.
Can you imagine Belladonna's shock when the sedative wore off and she awoke to find herself here? A perspex tube full of stale seawater. Well, it almost has an ocean view... and as for creature comforts...... well.... those critters can be friendly. All I've got to say is 'farewell, Belladonna, enjoy Sydney!'.
Banana Airlines, the Queen's favourite airline. Flies daily to 19 different destinations via Lagos, Nigeria.
Can you imagine Belladonna's shock when the sedative wore off and she awoke to find herself here? A perspex tube full of stale seawater. Well, it almost has an ocean view... and as for creature comforts...... well.... those critters can be friendly. All I've got to say is 'farewell, Belladonna, enjoy Sydney!'.
