Over the weekend, I've received some poisonous comments from Lady Vagina, Ambrosia Strangelove etc, all internet personas operated by the same person; as I believe in freedom of speech, I'm allowing the comments to remain on the blog for perpetuity.
I shall now formally respond to these comments.
Dear Lady Vagina ((also known as Ambrosia Strangelove)). I am launching a new fragrance this week, one of the most eagerly anticipated fragrances to hit the market. As I think the fragrance would suit your embittered, toxic personality, I am sending you a large consignment in the post. The fragrance - Eau de Jalousie - is presented in a green bottle of antique French crystal, the scent is an unforgettable fantasia of je ne sais pas quoi. The parfum was designed with you in mind; it is equal to the sum of all your parts.
Here it is:
I shall now formally respond to these comments.
Dear Lady Vagina ((also known as Ambrosia Strangelove)). I am launching a new fragrance this week, one of the most eagerly anticipated fragrances to hit the market. As I think the fragrance would suit your embittered, toxic personality, I am sending you a large consignment in the post. The fragrance - Eau de Jalousie - is presented in a green bottle of antique French crystal, the scent is an unforgettable fantasia of je ne sais pas quoi. The parfum was designed with you in mind; it is equal to the sum of all your parts.
Here it is:
Eau de Jalousie parfum, created by Fanny Love.
Contains: Paraquat (weedkiller), Arsenic, Strontium 90, Ammonia, Drain Cleaner, Paint Stripper, Pond water.
