Here's how: as you know, Fanny keeps bees at her country estate. So I went outside to one of the beehives and plunged an empty tea-pot into the beehive and filled it with worker bees. I then went back indoors and deliberately stung myself about a dozen times on the lips. Of course, I had to knock back a few triple-strength paracetamols mixed with a few triple-strength gin n' tonics to soothe the pain, but I'm really over-the-moon with the result. Don't my Marilyn Monroe lips look wonderful? And to think - I saved £500 by doing it myself! I'll dispense another beauty-saving tip soon x
Now receiving rave reviews on the Money Saving Expert website: Fanny's Do-It-Yourself classic 'bee sting' lips are better and cheaper than Botox. Instructions: If you live in a city, go for a drive into the country [somewhere nice like Buckinghamshire, not somewhere chavvy like Essex] and find yourself an old country hice, the sort of place that looks posh; break in to the grounds and find the beehives. You can annoy the bees by kicking the hive and then opening the lid and plunge your face fully into the beehive and count to 90. Result: beautiful, kissable, all-natural Marilyn Monroe lips that only cost the price of half a tank of petrol!
