I absolutely adore this time of year: the spectacle of falling, golden leaves; icicles forming pretty patterns; the bleak cry of the raven; the promise of darkness at 4pm and with it, the chance to partake in the curious English past-times of dogging, cruising and cottaging before going home to tea.
It is titillating to throw off my mink coat and, without a care in the world, to skip through the deep carpets of autumn leaves wearing only Italian black silk lingerie, stay-up sheer nylon stockings and 12-inch black sluts' heels. I stop to pick wild berries and collect mushrooms in a basket.
Imagine my horror when I arrived at my favourite layby/woodland only to find this sign had been put up by the local constabulary.
What kill-joys! How dare they spoil our fun.
I rushed home and immediately pressed a few buttons on that Photoshop thing-a-majiggy and produced this wonderful poster.
Fanny vehemently supports with all her heart the practice of cruising, dogging and cottaging. Share the love! Feel free to print off this poster and place it in a prominent position at your favourite local public toilet / park / woodland / layby.
Meanwhile, sit back with your warm cup of cocoa and enjoy these photos of others out cruising, cottaging and dogging:
It is titillating to throw off my mink coat and, without a care in the world, to skip through the deep carpets of autumn leaves wearing only Italian black silk lingerie, stay-up sheer nylon stockings and 12-inch black sluts' heels. I stop to pick wild berries and collect mushrooms in a basket.
Imagine my horror when I arrived at my favourite layby/woodland only to find this sign had been put up by the local constabulary.
What kill-joys! How dare they spoil our fun.
I rushed home and immediately pressed a few buttons on that Photoshop thing-a-majiggy and produced this wonderful poster.
Keep Calm and Cruise For Sex! by Fanny Love
Fanny vehemently supports with all her heart the practice of cruising, dogging and cottaging. Share the love! Feel free to print off this poster and place it in a prominent position at your favourite local public toilet / park / woodland / layby.
Meanwhile, sit back with your warm cup of cocoa and enjoy these photos of others out cruising, cottaging and dogging:
Dogging, cruising and cottaging:
a delightful, wholesome British past-time, celebrated and practiced by generations of Britons.
a delightful, wholesome British past-time, celebrated and practiced by generations of Britons.
