Billboard - Hampstead Heath Chainsaw Massacre

Driving in Scotland, I was over the moon to see this billboard poster for my new film. Isn't it divine?

The Hampstead Heath Chainsaw Massacre

Filming of my new movie, The Hampstead Heath Chainsaw Massacre, is now over.  The film is released in cinemas on Wednesday 31 October - Halloween 2012.  

Here are the promotional posters that are going up all over the country:

And another poster, just back from the designer - a more grungy feel:

A bespoke chainsaw made from 18-carat gold was made especially for the film, with my name engraved on its blade.  It weighed a lot.  I had to do a lot of shots wielding the buzzing chainsaw above my head and bringing it down.  Consequently, I now have much larger biceps than I did before.

The filming took 12 weeks and was shot at this quiet spot in the depths of Hampstead Heath, a large, wooded heathland in North London:

In case, you hadn't guessed, the film is a graphic horror.

The soundtrack is by an experimental Austrian composer and is truly bloodcurdling.  The movie has a budget of over £200 million.