Filming of my new movie, The Hampstead Heath Chainsaw Massacre, is now over. The film is released in cinemas on Wednesday 31 October - Halloween 2012.
Here are the promotional posters that are going up all over the country:
And another poster, just back from the designer - a more grungy feel:
A bespoke chainsaw made from 18-carat gold was made especially for the film, with my name engraved on its blade. It weighed a lot. I had to do a lot of shots wielding the buzzing chainsaw above my head and bringing it down. Consequently, I now have much larger biceps than I did before.
The filming took 12 weeks and was shot at this quiet spot in the depths of Hampstead Heath, a large, wooded heathland in North London:
In case, you hadn't guessed, the film is a graphic horror.
The soundtrack is by an experimental Austrian composer and is truly bloodcurdling. The movie has a budget of over £200 million.
The soundtrack is by an experimental Austrian composer and is truly bloodcurdling. The movie has a budget of over £200 million.
The council will never let a weirdo like you cut down the most famous tree in north London. I have set a up a petition for you to be given an ASBO. You will be arrested if you step foot within 1 mile of Hampstead.
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Was it during filming that the Naked German got cum all over your clothing? Those damn Germans, no manners.
ReplyDeleteIs that the infamous Hampstead Fuck Tree?
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