So yesterday was the hottest Halloween in England since records began. The mercury soared to 21.5c in some parts and the nation stripped down to bikinis and budgie-smugglers and headed for the nearest green space to soak up the balmy sun. We were reminded by such high-class periodicals - like The Sun and the Daily Mail - that Britain was officially hotter than Athens, Istanbul and Rome.
Well, here's a stark warning against sunbathing in open spaces. A resident of the nearby village of Brill learnt the lesson the hard way...
Well, here's a stark warning against sunbathing in open spaces. A resident of the nearby village of Brill learnt the lesson the hard way...
That reminds me of a dream I once had, I dreamt I was applying pink lipstick and when I woke up I was laid underneath the dog.
ReplyDeleteI read in another paper that it's going to plunge to -4 next week and it's going to be the coldest winter since records began.
Dear Lord and heaven above. And when I tried to do something similar, I got arrested by the P.C. Brigade. How rude. I know...
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