Sunday, 5 January 2014

Why I bought 12 truckloads of spray

 

I'm at my wit's end as to what to do about my maid, Belladonna (known by her pet-name, Belladonna Bitchhole).  This morning I went to Pets R Us - a shop run by poodles, for poodles - and purchased 12 truckloads of this delightful spray.  When I got home and found Belladonna, I sprayed a whole can in her face, the way police officers spray mace on Police Camera Action (my second favourite TV programme, after The Wombles).  She's now weeping in the coal-shed, much sub-dued.

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  1. Mitzi 7 January 2014 at 08:20

    I used to spray this on my Lucy, it smells quit nice a bit like playdoh.

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    1. Unknown15 January 2014 at 22:33

      The Jehovah's Witnesses came to the door the other day and I sprayed it on them.

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