Filthy wig found in a bin
In the lovely Spring weather today, I went out onto the village green to play hopskotch and it was there that I saw the monstrous apparition of Belladonna, surrounded by a hundred empty vodka bottles and a filthy old mattress. She's been living out rough on the village green, behind the bins and I saw her traipsing down the high street today wearing this wig.
Darling Fanny,
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for this Belladonna update.
Quite frankly, B looks as good as we have ever seen here. The Gaultieresque top and American Cool shorts is a decidedly fetching combination. And, is that a red star we spy on B's cuff......Mr Putin would be proud.
Love the wig, by the way. Could come in for a summer door curtain to keep the flies out later in the season!
My darling Jane and Lance,
Deletethank you for your wonderful comments. Sadly, you might see more of Belladonna. She's apparently gate-crashing the Eurovision Song Contest tomorrow night. Hell knows how she got to Copenhagen, but listen out for the sound of a cat on a hot tin roof slowly being strangled, her contribution to the show. Fanny xxx
Well, she should only expect 'nil point' from Norway!!
DeleteI'm tempted to say it's an improvement.... But tempted doesn't mean I'm actually saying it. Only virtually.
ReplyDeleteJust stopping by to say MEOW!
DeleteHi Blue, how are you, darling? Belladonna hasn't been well, as you can guess.... x
DeleteA darker shade of blue. Other than that, it's all good. My car broke down... set me back $1,000... Not feeling well... The usual. But I still look great, so....
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