She speaks like a Cockney chimney-sweep. I appointed her as cleaner and general dogsbody. She hasn't got a clue, I think her brain has come unglued. Yesterday, she tried to clean the toilet with the vacuum cleaner.
Monday, 15 December 2014
A new maid
She speaks like a Cockney chimney-sweep. I appointed her as cleaner and general dogsbody. She hasn't got a clue, I think her brain has come unglued. Yesterday, she tried to clean the toilet with the vacuum cleaner.
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Where on Earth did you get this one from and did she come with references? She has a look of my first maid Slopbucket, she used to 'do' at Queen Ethelburga's college and at the end of her 14 hour shift she was allowed to take home the discarded crusts from the cucumber sandwiches, when I employed her, she was allowed to drink as much tap water as she liked.
ReplyDeleteI hired her on the strength of her e-bay recommendations. It turned out they were all written by herself. Maybe that was my fatal mistake! She belches like a bullfrog! Your first maid, Slopbucket, sounds a dream by comparison. And you fed her the crusts of cucumber sandwiches... you certainly spoiled her!
DeleteMitzi, it makes me weep the amount of suffering I have had from hiring the wrong type of maid. Finding a good maid is a capricious affair.. a bit like trying to find hens' teeth!